hey essie

Hangout GupShup Cafe
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hey, umm hey khatti and aaze, wassup fellow mods.

why did you leave when i camed into cafe. why :frowning: come back, i miss you guys. play with me. play with me NOW. (keep ghost and TLK away :disgust:)

what up guys? how’s everybody’s friday going? who wants passionfruit souffle?

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Send me some passionfruit stuff, I never had that, how did you make it? do you have a recipe?

I’m fasting though :frowning:

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Re: hey essie

keep spelling your nick the old way :smack:

Passion fruit soufflés with passion fruit sauce | BBC Good Food

bbc good food recipes ftw!

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My belly hurts just by looking at the pictures :teary2:

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you rang? :@:

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oops aaze, didn’t see you were fasting.. sorry :frowning:

hi essie hi!!! hello! waves in her face how did you know i rang? :hayaa:

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because i heard the tring-a-ling-a-ling in my heart :jano:

(is that too gay? it sounds a bit gay)

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yeah. maybe. i think so. okay we’ll pretend it didn’t happen.

so wanna hear a tube story?

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is it a scary one? :phil:

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yes, very scary.

anyway so there’s three seats, and then three more seats opposite. i sat down. and now there’s an empty seat in the middle on the first set of three, and on the opposite side there’s a free seat in the middle too.

this couple get on, and the guy sits in the middle and his girlfriend who is obviously dying to sit next to him because she can’t go 20 minutes without clinging on to the guy, asks me to swap with her so she can sit with him, i begrudgingly move all my stuff and sit on the opposite seat. so then starts the disgusting pda. i wish i had headphones cuz all i heard was squelching and smushing and eurgh :disgust:

anyway then she goes “baby i love you so much” “baby, do you want some of my muffin, i wanna feed you” “baby, i’ll get off at your stop with you and then take the long route to work” “baby can i have some of your coffee” AND THEN she decides the pda and all the “baby” talk isn’t enough so she puts her leg over him. this guy, the idiot that he is, has his coffee cup on the floor.. and whilst she put her leg over him.. his coffee obviously spilt across and we’re all like wtf seriously.. and they found it funny.. grown arse adults. :disgust: then the guy asks me “does this stop at xyz” and i thought it didn’t but apparently it did. i would’ve felt bad, but i was glad that they left.

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:rotfl:

so hang on did you lie to them about the stop? just so you could get rid of them?

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no i didn’t lie about the stop. i thought i was on an earlier train that usually doesn’t stop there but trains were all delayed so apparently this train did stop. who cares, at least they gtfo :mad:

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why you gotta be such a hater though :nahi:

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i was a good little khatti and just got back from Jummah namaz :hypo:

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NO PDA. we don’t appreciate PDA here :emmy:

:mash: khatti

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Astaghrarullah. Dont you have any sharm o haya left?

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mashallah. did you pray samosay and chaat for me :blush:

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but of course :hehe:

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Hai Allah sachi main? :khatti:

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Lol typical day on the victoria line. Surprised you swapped seats. You know most other londoners would have kissed their teeth and told them to stfu :stuck_out_tongue: