Sardar proposed to a Girl… Girl said.. i m 1 year elder to you.. Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry u NEXT YEAR…
Chintoo Ney Cycle Chalatey Chalatey aik aurat Ko Mar Di
Aurat: Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo: Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di…
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read “Padne waala gadha.”(one who reads it.. is an ass) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,“Likhne waala gadha.”(One who wrote it.. is an ass).