If her age is -
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
If her age is -
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
If her age is -
28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
If her age is -
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
If her age is -
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
If her age is -
58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
If her age is -
68 - If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!
