HELP! student council speech

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Hey Everybody,
I’m running for gr12 rep and our speeches are on Wednesday. What are some funny things that I could include, so far I have : [FONT=‘Times New Roman’]And I promise to cancel all math classes on Mondays in October if elected

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What will be your role as the rep?

If you can tell us that in details, we can help you in great one liners :wink:

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ur speech has to b nothing special honestly

hi, im --, im running for ---. blash blah couple more lines

ppl will cheer if they like u =] and theyll definitely vote if they know u. thats all there is to it

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  1. i am "YOU" so vote for yourself!
what gift would you choose for other guppies?
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Here is one awesome line you can read:

“Legally desi aik naheeN… legalli desi dau dau haiN… aik jo aap kaY saamnaY khaRaa/KhaRi hai… aur doosraY aaaaappppppppp” …

and in the heat of moment, punch the mic and drop it on the floor… :halo:

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Tell them if you were elected, you will change all Mondays to Sunday and rest of the days to Monday! ...
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Ata said so...*

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how about if i also said : I was hoping u would be impressed by my new shirt and vote for me but moving on to plan B

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I’m suppose to attend the meetings, and events. And bring the values and opinions of the seniors to our student council

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does noone remember something funny that some one said in their speech during their year?

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^ I never had a chance to give speech except a year back in GS - which is a tale I would not rather debate on.... but if you want I can put up that audio here... it's in urdu ... are you a fan of urdu?