help me kidnap Santa Clause

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because the poor thing works so hard trying to provide all those gifts for ungrateful children

I think he would prefer to be converted to Islam…
he lives in a cold snowy place in an igloo and has to go out each morning to feed the reindeer

I think he’d much rather live in a bedouin tent in the desert and he can swap his deer for camels

he wont need a sleigh cos camels can carry him and all the pressies

I suggest that someone who can drive (not phatima)
go to the arctic waste and collect him
I will arrange for an Umrah visa for hiim

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^-- may your wish be granted :-.'

There is a santa in desert already, dont you know lazed daised?

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thats even better

it may be his long lost twin

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why better ?

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because then he can meet his long lost relations

and have the usuall arguments
about the rubbish presents he has brought them and how Mr J from next village had a better pair of shoes from his brother in america

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lazy, i went to Portobello market on Sat and saw a 'Lazy Daisy' Cafe... I went inside to enquire about you but in vain :(... i took a pic of it as a proof. will post it laters

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Laized Daised,
There are three Santa in USA, which santa brought shoes for Mr. J ?

In desert twin Santa found his three brothers, all were pulling him, he is confused whether to go back and start from scratch or jump directly to last.
I guess jews will pull him across the border :-(

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Daghed,
you can't find her with a blocked nose :-p

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^^^heyyyyyy:mad:

Daagh

you should have gone in and ordered everything on the menu…

and told them you were my friend:D

I was away that day

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I didn't know lazed you work in cafe :-(

Daisy can also only be smelled :-p

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Why not Phatima? What’s wrong with poor old Phatti? :teary1:

Personally, I think she’s a wonderful person. :phati:

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he does’nt give gifts to ungrateful children…cuz he always marks them as naughty or nice…santa does’nt make mistakes:snooty:

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hmmmm daisy, it's march....soon easter time, not xmas time...what's wrong with your clock??? is big ben on strike?;)

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LOL, daisy are you missing the easter bunny?

Age Appropriate Clothing......
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lazy bhabi grow up :rolleyes:
There is no Santa Clause or Banta Claus

:chai:

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awww…why do you have to be so mean JB?

of course there’s a santa claus…:smash:

lazy daisy, i’ll help you capture him..and then we can convert him to islam (he’s already got a head start with the beard) :smiley:

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[quote]
Daagh

you should have gone in and ordered everything on the menu...

and told them you were my friend:D

I was away that day
[/QUOTE]

yeah right and clean the dishes for rest of the weekend??? :-|

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yeah right and clean the dishes for rest of the weekend??? :expressionless:
[/quote]
:rotfl:…:bobo:

A question to Shias?
A question to Shias?
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Jab se tum mili ho I have left that Kidnap wali Job thingy now.. warna I would… :smokin:

I am here.. in Ur Thread only to Say a BIG hi to U… :hug:
I hope My Sweeeeeeet Daisy is Fine and Happy .. hai na :stuck_out_tongue:

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So you are back from your secret mission in Jalal abad :smokin:

Cool :K: