hmmm, well i just saw the forum and felt like saying hi! so here goes: HI 
wssalam haya ji...aap ko "hi" kehtay howay thori haya agai...islyay salam hi qabool kijiay. How about a good shair on taaruff...I'm sure you have got one :)
walaikum assalam! :)
how about this 1?
poocha jo mainay un say aap ka perda woh kiya huwa?
kehnay lageen keh aqal pay merdon ki perrh gaya!
Pardah aur Hamari uqal pur :)
poochchte haiN woh ki 'BoSS' kaun hai ?
koee batlao ki ham batlaayaiN kya ?
HAIN??? i never asked u who u r!?! :)
Tainu ... Thanday Thanday kharbozayaan dee zaroorat ay ... perda lag da ay bauta hee laath gayya ay, be-perda. Kharboozay kha takeh teray jigar dee garmee ka't howay.
Mukhtaar.
Mukhtaar Ji - yeh aap nis ki ko kaha?
Ho sakey toh bataa doh ke Kharboozay noo ungrazee de vich kee kende ne
Haya come on! aab mein ghalib to hoon nhin...just wanted to throw in a shair with my limited vocabulary ....anyway! itna HAIN!! kurnay ki zaroorat nhin hai :)hum ko jaan kur app ko dukh hi ho ga..... :)
Mukhtaar saab....khurboozay tusi kharid kur lya duwo mein kha luwan ga.....in the mean time tusi moolian khao.... kali mirch paa kay...tay ziyada chikaN na marna :)
Nazia don't give mukhtaar sahib hard assignments...he will come with something like...Nazia ji khurboozay noon ungrazi mein chota turbooz kehtay hain :)
Ciao!
Assalamu alaikum!
Nazia: hain is my middle name! if i keep coming here then this is one word that u will hear me say the most!!! :) thanx fer welcoming me here!!! it's a start! :)
Mukhtaar saaein: tuada kharboziyan day naal enna lagao??? ajeeb jae gul aa! khair mairay khayal day wich tay tuaday sir dee jaga ik kharboza e lagga hoya ey! :)(pardon my punjabi)
Boss:
HAIN??? aap ghalib nahin hain??? i thought u were.... shair to barree khushi say apna naam laga ker use ker liya hay! :)anyways, agar kissi ko jaan ker dukh hee hona hay to naa janna hee behter hay! haina??? :)
hayaa Jee, I've been here for a few weeks only and so far i ain't lost it, but seems as though I will lose it soon!
BoSS - sorry I shall be kinder to Mukhtaar Ji if someone tell me what a Kharbooza is!
love you all
Nazia
Chalo main tay sir tay Kharbozaa luwaya hoya ay ... per lagda tusee sir wallay aaloo bukhara passand keetee sa .... khair ... kharbozay no ungraizee ich ... Melon kehnday nay ... per lagda ay tuhanu Engrez banan daa wee bauta hee cha ay ..... tusse end karo haya da sir khaa lawo ... aalo bukhray wee sait wastay changay honday nain.....
Mukhtaar Ji
Meherabaani aap ki ke aap ne saadey sawaal da jawaab de ditte.
se ya's later
Hello! :)
Mukhtaar saaein! haha, ur punjabi totally cracks me up!!! may be because i don't get anything u say! btw i hate kharboozaa's!
i am more of a terbooza fan! and hey i don't have an aalo bukhaara as a head!!! tuanon ghalat fehmi huwee aa! sarian no apnay jiya naa samajh laya karo! and atleast aalo bukharas r sweeter then yucky kherbooza's!
Nazia: hain! ur new too! cool! i should welcome u too then! :) and sis don't worry, u won't lose it! cuz i am here! wink and u can count on moi! :)
and thank you for my welcome hayaa ji, finally I have found someone who also does not like the nasty kharboozaa, nice to know also that someone will look after me 
see ya
Nazia
Kharboozay kyon passand naee ... kharbozay tay sait wastay baut changay honday nain ... .kharbozay khaya karo ... dhidh kadee kharab nahee howay ga .... haan ... buatay na khao .. .. albatta thanday thanday aaloo bukharay ka layya karo .... Tarbooz ... aho changay nay .... per pani bauta tay godha thoda hunda ay. Khair jo tuhda dil karay .... minu kee ... meray aaloon .. sokay hoay chhuray kha kha maro.
Kharboozay kyon passand naee ... kharbozay tay sait wastay baut changay honday nain ... .kharbozay khaya karo ... dhidh kadee kharab nahee howay ga .... haan ... buatay na khao .. .. albatta thanday thanday aaloo bukharay ka layya karo .... Tarbooz ... aho changay nay .... per pani bauta tay godha thoda hunda ay. Khair jo tuhda dil karay .... minu kee ... meray aaloon .. sukkay hoay chhuray kha kha maro.
Mukhtaar Paaji,
Eh tussy har waqt kharbooz-tarbooz di gal karde rehnde woh, kidhre tussi fruit di dukan te nahi chalande?? Bande jeh thuhanoo kharbooz-tarbooz nazar awan lage ne te phir te zaroor koi gard-bard lagdi weh. Kadi aloo-baigan di wi gal kar liya karo.
Rab rakha thuwada.
Antidote
D'oh...I guess I'm going on the wrong track yet again :)Lemme start again
Waalikum alsalam Haya, aap ko iss forum pur dekh kur bohat kushi huwi ha! ha! ;)
Mukhtaar sahib tusi sahi Lahori ho..taday passage pur kay saray din di tension khutum ho jandi aay :)
Sarkar muran muran di gulaan na kuro...chowaray khan saday dushman...asi taday melon-aN ton hi khush aaN.
Allah belli!
Dil khush keeta hee yara ... tera message pardh keh jee razee ho gayya ay. Warna main ainaa saray-aan noon chowaray khua khua mar chardhna see.