Hello everyody the no worry be happy okay. Lahori Badshah here and say hello to everybody but please not this time ignore. I see Muzna the wadi mame is the boss ji of the forum but no worry be happy I the Lahori Badshah. But please not ignore me because my english the get better daily.
I heard everybody from Lahore is a BADSHAH, really, what part of Lahore you are Badshah of. Where is your kingdom now. Allah Hafiz
Hey! I never new that, but thanx for telling me though. Now all I've gotta do is go back to Lahore and claim my rightfull territory.
From now on, its
"YOUR HIGHNESS" to you all low lifes, (just kidding, now dont go off revolting against me)
Hello Badshah's
What category am I - I am from RawalPindi
Baad arz - salaam,
Badshah Salamat say guzarish kee jaatee hai kay woh iss naa-cheez ko na "wadi" aur na hee "mame" kay laqab say pukarain. Yeh forum tau Alam-panah ka hai aur iss kee khidmat kay liyay hum ghulaam haazir hain.
Huzoor kee mehfil main jaan kee amaan pa'oon tau aik arz aur karna chahoon gee, woh yeh kay badshah salamat kee angraizee main koi asli nuqs tau zahir nahin hota -- haan agar yeh woh badshah hain jo faqeer kay libaas main ghoomtay hain . . . .
Watch it Muzna, a single gustakhee, and you're gonna get us all killed!
What gustaakhi?
I was merely equating our Badshah Salamat to the king that would disguise himself as a beggar and wander amongst the peasants to find out the truth.
What were you thinking. . . . ? smiles
Well, you know how BADSHAHS are. Specially if they are from Lahore. They behead people for the sake of amusement
Well, you know how BADSHAHS are. Specially if they are from Lahore. They behead people for the sake of amusement
Muzna boss ji "wadi mame sahb" aap humara mazaq orati hain laiken okay hum phir bhi aap ke forum main aa jate hai aakhir laohr ke basha haanji hum koi mazaq nai hai. No problem ji no worry be happy my english good. I speak two english daaalect one is typical Lahori English the other is normal. Since I the basha of laohr the lahoriBasha I speak the laohri boli of the English. Good ji happy ji wadi mame ji.
Enterprase you the good man I like the good man enterprase he the know what laohri basha is. The lady ji from Raul Pindi ji you no body because pindi bore city but laohr is laohr the city me the basha of laohr.
But still you okay you the good girl please not be angry with me the laohri basha just joking. Now I hungry so I go to eat nan kawab so I go now.
Basha ji, Kalle Kalle Kawab Khaan Dae Ho
Oh jee, Lahore Lahore hai!
Hai keh nahin?
Anyways, tussi teh menu pake lahoriyeh lagde ho Badsha jee.
Oh nahin, tu teh Shazada lagay eh!
Don't Worry, Be Happy! This is the slogan of the city of Life, Lahore.
Enterprise, gal hi koi nai jinne marzi tu kaey teno kawab khwa daaan gay yara ay te gal hi koi nai.
Basha ji, Je menu Kabaz ho gai te fer
(me and my big mouth)
hehehehheeeeeee...........
Badshah ate badshas jate....
aap jese to hen Liberty ki poondi galli men
Jugmgate..heeeeeeeee
jiiiiii hanji jii.....
lor lor hi 'eeeeee...
hehehheeeeeeee
(abu say that all the time :)
Gooooooo Enterprise hehe you rulllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......hehehhe
har jagga taang arrata he......heeeee
Sorry Badsha'o jii.. kiss badbakht ki himmat he aapko ignore karne ki?
badsha ki wah wah (??????)
hehehheeeeee.........
lalallaaaaaa.........me havin funnnnn
spreading the illusion....and getting defused eh......and confused...grrrrrrr
me goeeeeeeeeees.......
(gone)
Aye Hai Arooj,
Kyaa yaad dilla dee, Liberty kee poond gallian. I bet Badshah would be at the head of the line. Hore teh hore, Copper Kettle'ich wee ainna di hi hukkoomat honi hai.
Hai ki nahin Mr. Lahori.
Enjoy.
I'm a little tall, so, you know I cant help but bringing my leg in to the silly business hanging around this part of town. Now would'nt ya'all agree.? Any way, I started talking first and its you with the leg part. Now dont you go getting me down or I'll tell your mama and papa, silly old Aapa :)
O lo ji duso bhala
Saray L:ahorri kuthay ho gaay ho..hun tay ratan lung janian nay, guppan hi guppan tay chawan hi chawan.
Oye Utho oye!! Lahore agya aay :)
Lahori badsha
Arz kya hai english mein
Uchay burjh Lahore day, tay newiaan bariaan
kissay da para na buneen, sarian rah jaan gyaan kunwarian
BoSS
Badshah nay nawa tamasha laga dita aye. Wa Lahoria. Badshah anu enterprise nu loari the lassi plaa dena kabuz theek ho jai gee. Aey friend no thodi hakoomat tha bota pata lagada thoda lai kum karda see.
Enterprise taang tha zikar na kar badshah nu tabaq thay murghay the taang yaad a jai ge.
Ik chaa da coop maray lai ve, garam ma garam.
shabash