I have a teeny weeny request to ask of you. Well, you see I’ve been here for 3 years now, and have spent countless hours helping you guys by typing invigoratingly intellectual topics and the wittiest of witty replies. I spend more time on Gupshup then I do watching Eastenders, hopefully that show you lot how much I love this place
In my 3 years I’ve never asked anything of you before, and this comes as my first serious request; may I have a Sobi smily please? Gizzy has one, Roman has one, Fraudz has one, so why can’t I have one? I want a blonde bird, carrying the union jack, kinda like the smily, but not so dorky looking. No need to worry about the technical details, I’ll run a thread in café requesting some technical assistance, and I’m sure they’ll all come running (the competitive bunch of people that they are).
I trust that the answer won’t be no (I’m sure you guys aren’t silly enough to let me down twice …)
Lots of love, hugs and wet kisses,
Sobi XXX
P.S. If you guys do decline my request, I’m gonna have to get my friend MyVoice to sue you for sexual discrimination (3 blokes with smilies, no women). Come to think of it, I can also sue you for racism (me being a natural blonde) and homophobia (me being a man trapped in a woman’s body). It’s in your own best interest to give me the go ahead :k:
Sobi wouldn’t be Sobi if she didn’t contradict herself in ever post, and Faisal wouldn’t be Faisal if he didn’t pick it up in every post
The smily is something I’m gonna start using when I hit 50 - I still have 20 odd years left. I want something more groovy for the time being (not that hijabans aren’t groovy … )
I know you guys (the admin team) have more pressing things to be dealing with right now (with the recent influx of complaints in the Feedback forum - don’t take it personally, I’m sure it has more to do with hunger ventation than the actual running of Gupshup). I just wanted to let you know that I’m a very patient person and will continue to wait
It’s such a pain having to reply to Lajja’s thread in this thread instead of his own thread - isn’t it about time you guys did something about this stupid feedback rule?
Lajja,
Just cuz ur more patriotic/religious/articulate than me does not mean your request is more likely to be heard … I think you forget one thing, I have naturally blonde hair (and we all know what a soft spot Pakis have for natural blonde hair )
Admin team, I know what you guys are up to; you’re designing a Sobi smily for my Eidie, aren’t you? Awwww bless you people, you’re the best admin team in the whole wide world Now give me an Eidie present I’d prefer, unban CH and Roman
P.S. I swear to God if Lajawab gets this smily thing and I don’t get mine, I’ll be really really upset. Seriously.
Hows about you read my thread properly? I always said I’d get a cafe kid to design the smily, all youz lot had to do was agree to have it named after me
smily, but not so dorky looking. No need to worry about the technical details, I’ll run a thread in café requesting some technical assistance, and I’m sure they’ll all come running (the competitive bunch of people that they are).
← You’ll look cute in a hijab.
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Now give me an Eidie present I’d prefer, unban CH and Roman 
