There are several men in the locker room of a private
club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on
the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following
conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, It’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes”
“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!
Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500.00”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”“Ahh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.
I saw one I really liked. I spoke with
the salesman and he gave me a really good price…And since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great!, before we hang up, something else…”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and… I
stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year… It’s on sale!!
Remember?? The one with a pool, English Garden,
acre of park area, beachfront property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in
the bank to cover it…”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?”
“OK, Sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!”
“Bye… I do too…” The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks
to all those present,
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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** Ramadan is a month…
Whose begining is Mercy,
Whose middle is Forgiveness,
and Whose end is Freedom from fire!**
RAMADAN MUBARAK from The KiNG OF GUPSHUP