**1 Larki park me bench per leti thi ke wahan 1 faqeer aagaya…
Wo larki ko dekh ker bola: Hello Darling!
Ye sun ker larki ghusse se boli: Batmeez tumhari jurrat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki…
Faqeer: acha to phir mere bed pe kya ker rahi ho ?? :D**