Man dies and moves to hell. There he knows that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the Italian hell and asks the devil, “What do they do here?” He gets answered, First they put you in an electrical chair for an hour. Then they put you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the great Italian devil comes in and whips your back for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & plenty of more. He finds that they are all more or less the same as the Italian hell.
then he goes to the Pakistani hell & finds that there is a long line of people waiting at the gate of hell to get in. Amazed, He Questioned, “What do they do here?” He is told, “First they put you in an electric stool for an hour. Then they put you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pakistani devil comes in & whips (Chitrool) you for the rest of the day.”
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there plenty of people waiting to get in?" He is Told:There is no Electricity so stool does not work and maintenance is so bad Somebody has stolen all the nails from the bed. The devil is a retired public servant, so they comes in, signs the register, spends his day doing nothing & then goes Home 
