A Pakistani dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He
is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound o
of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do
there?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pakistani Devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
so many people waiting to get in?”
Because here there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does
not work, someone has stolen all the nails, and the devil is a Govt.
servant,so he comes in, signs in the register and then goes to the
canteen…"
