Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to ‘Hell’.
Queen Elizabeth said: “I miss England, I wanna call England
and see how everybody is doing there” … so she called and
talked for about 5 minutes.
Then she said: “Well devil, how much do I owe you?” The
devil goes: “five million dollars” … “Five million
dollars???” She made him a check and went to sit back on
her chair…
Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too,
I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too…
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
“Well devil how much do I owe you???”
The devil goes: “ten million dollars”… “ten million
dollars???”
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair…
Bush was extremely jealous too… he starts screaming and
screaming… “I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody
is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I
wanna talk to everybody”… he called US and he talked for
about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.
Then he said: “Well, devil, how much do I owe u you???”
The devil goes: “one dollar…only one dollar.” Bush
screamed with delight… ONLY ONE DOLLAR???
The devil says: “Well, from hell to hell it’s a local call.”
