A real nice guy is crossing the street, Bam he’s killed by a bus. He goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. St. Peter tells him they do things differently now, you get to try heaven and hell and you decide where you want to spend your eternity.
St. Peter ask’s, where would you like to try first?
The man answer’s, I’ll Try hell first.
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So into the the elevator he goes, Down to hell where he meets the Devil.
The Devil takes him thru a large doorway, and he enters into the biggest party he’s ever seen. There he meets alot of his old friends. They are dressed in fine clothes and partying up a storm.
At the end of the day the Devil puts the man back in the elevator and sends him up to heaven.
St. Peter greets him and gives him his on cloud. The man spent the day floating on the clouds. Calm and relaxed.
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At the end of the next day, St. Peter ask’s the man, so where would you like to spend eternity?
The man answer’s, no offense sir floating on the clouds is nice, but I had such a great time in Hell, I think I would be happier down there.
So back into the elevator the man goes and back down to hell.
When he arrives and gets off the elevator he enters into a baron desert. People are srarving and suffering in terrible anguish. He finds the Devil and say’s to him. Hey I was here the ofher day and everyone was having such a great time, What happened?
The devil replied : THAT WAS RECRUITMENT DAY, WELLCOME TO THE STAFF!!!
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When was i for real?
I am myself a dream
I always see you
watching me tenderly