Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again. annoyed Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:“I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : “Yes!”
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr
after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call
modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I’m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
