Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class
about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked
what he did over the break.
“We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania,”
he replied.
“That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,” the teacher
said. “Can you tell the class how you spell that?”
Little Johnny thought about it and said, “You know, come to
think of it, we went to Ohio.”