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Nizam parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver’s door of the Lexus.

Nizam immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn’t more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, Nizam started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After he finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the Nizam.

The cop replied, “Didn’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

“My God!” screamed the Nizam. “Where’s my Rolex?”


~Live With Dignity, Respect Humanity~

oh oooooooooooo..

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good1..


NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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hahaha

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I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound as they go flying by.

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Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

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What makes life worth living?
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To be born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world is MAD!¥
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gemini its really a cocl one…

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nice one.. i really loved it ..

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mairay dill mairay mussafir