Okay last time I did the Doctors and b4 that it was Mechanics…
Nows the turn of the Taxi Drivers…
Okay I’m sorry about last time guys I will keep the Jokes clean 
Taxi Diver V Mullah
As it happens a Taxi driver and a Mullah passed into the beyond on the same day.
At the gates to heaven the Angels greeted both of them and first they placed a gold crown on the TAxi drivers head gave him 40 virgins and a grand palace to live his heavenly life in…
The Mullah got a robe but no crowns and only two virgins and a moderate house to live in… he was very angry:aj:
He protested to the Angels that there must be a mistake… Gabreil quickly came with a gold tablet and read out to the Mullah…
“In heaven we judge by results, when you preached people slept, when the taxi driver did his work people prayed…”
Hope you got that…
Next one is easy
**Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?”
“Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”**
A taxi driver was driving his passenger hurriedly to work, when he missed several turns his passenger tapped him on the shoulder…
The driver lost control swerved left then span 360 degrees mounted the kerb and almost took out a bus stop full of waiting passengers…
Taking a deep breath he turned round and with a face like thunder boomed at his passenger…
“Dont you ever, ever, do that again… understand!!!”
The passenger looked back alarmed and murmured a sheepish sorry.
"Oh well it’s not all your fault"replied the driver…
Looking back at him the passenger asked why…
Well you see for the last 25 years I’ve been driving a fan full of dead bodies!
