A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern
Ontario. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The
wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
book. Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning
Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking “Isn’t it obvious?”)
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and
write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says
the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the officer.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment.”
The Officer says, “Have a nice day”.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she
can also think.