i heard this one when i was 8. still stuck in my mind. its kinda ironic but cant help but laugh at it…
a pious and honest man dies and goes to heaven. he is really excited and just couldnt wait to start his new eternal life.
it was about breakfast time and he was expecting a grand breakfast. 30 minutes past breakfast time, two angels come around and drop him a few stale breads. the man is really confused but just accept it as a test of patience.
the same happens for lunch and dinner and by now the man is really ticked off. he decides to complain if this happens again at breakfast.
as so it did. the man was furious and started yelling at the angels. after 5 minutes of yelling, he calms down and finally one of the angels says:
“yaar tum hi batao, aik aadmi kay liyeh poori degh charhaain kya??”
It’s hard not to believe TV, its spent so much time raising us! -Bart Simpson
