Heathrow Terminal 3

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: “Love to fly and it shows?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: “Dash, she doesn’t work for Delta.”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, “Something special in the air?”

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”

This time the woman turned on him “WTF do you want?”
The man smiled,
then slumped back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, PIA!”

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this joke is technically wrong :hehe:
PIA ki khawateen mezbaan itni Suthree angraizi nahi bool sakteeN :snooty:

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:cb: PIA air host(esse)s :o

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Yeah the attitude of some of these airhostesses when you ask them for something is like ley phar, kha, pee mar!

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James_Bhaand: 'Suthree angraizi'???!!!! hmm.... What makes you think that was not translated for your benefit only!!!!

GoldenAsif: LOL. Only if you're lucky enough to actually get what you asked for... otherwise just the last bit.....pee(in toilet) and mar (in your seat)...or the other way round...as if they care!!!

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:rotfl:

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comments are funnier than the joke :)

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altho it was a long joke.. wasn't that bad

but on a side note... PIA has drasticallly improved their customer service in all departments.

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like they say yu ****ing with me !!

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^Hahahahahaha – GA that was so funny i still cant stop laughing, i remember when we were travelling with PIA and asked for a coke instead the woman put a sprite ka can infront of us and said meray paas eh he bacha hai chahyeh toh lay lo :grumpy: as if she was the one who paid for my ticket…

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May be, she might have said, Khasmaa nu khaa - kee kehna ay minnu?

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LOL… :hehe:

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Wow I've never had a rude air hostess.....

Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????
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the passengers of PIA are tons ruder than the attendants

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:cb: