While getti**ng a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says****, “You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?’ Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds.” Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know how bad her hearing loss is."
About a month later the same guy is at the doctor again and the doctor asks, "Well,**** did you do that experiment with your wife’s hearing?” The man says “yes”. ****“How close did you get before she answered?” ** **"Well, by the time I got about 3 feet away she just turned around and said “For the FIFTH TIME… WHAT???” **
