Hearing aid!!

  • An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
    The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I havn’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!!”

  • A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Re: Hearing aid!!

The 2nd one is funnier :D

Re: Hearing aid!!

both are funny