Life isnt always perfect but in an ideal world, you would expect to see this ?
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**Afridi promises to bat with responsibility
**Headingley: Shahid Afridi today vowed to bat with more responsibility and hit 20 fours in each overā¦
Woolmer considers using same openers in a test series
*Headingley: Bob Woolmer threw the Cricket world in turmoil by announcing that Pakistan will persist with same openers in next series. He also vowed to use better quality marble to prepare for next match at Leedsā¦ *
Zaheer says āno commentā ā¦
Burger King, London: Stung by criticism that he talks a lot, Zaheer Abbas, Pakistans [current team manager, diving instructor, driver etc] today stunned the press corps by refusing to answer a question by a stranger. The person in question was the cashier at Burger King who later called the police to report non payment by a customerā¦.
Sami to retireā¦
Karachi: Pakistanās premier semi fast(ish) bowler, Mohammad Sami has decided to hang up his boots and hair and retire from his daytime job as pie delivery manā¦.
Kaneria to spin ball
Oval: Spinning King, Danish Kaneria has decided to pursue a new career as a spin bowler for Pakistan. This decision has come at the heels of his previous career of a spin bowlerā¦
Shoaib to play forever, each day of the year
Durham: Shoaib Akhtar has been declared fit to play in every possible Test match from here to eternity, after which he will play the rest of the ODI games for good measure and better his record of bowling speeds in access of 200mphā¦.
Rana and Asif to bowl from the same end
Headingley: In an inspiring move and one that will surely test the strong England line up, Pakistan have decided to bowl both Rana and Asif from the same end. This amazing feat will be accomplished by tying together, the right leg of Asif with the left leg Rana, thereby producing a Pakistani bowler of immense power and accuracyā¦
Shoaib Malik to open batting as striker and non striker
*Lahore: In a move to inspire many a youngster to play for their country and to fix serious issues with opening batsmen, the PCB has revealed new plans which center around Shoaib Malik. According to informed sources, Malik will not only open the innings as a striker ā he will also bat as the non striker in the opening partnership. Its not clear how the runs will be shared but Bob Woolmer insisted that itās the thought that counts. *
Pak Physio is bored ā now looking fore more hobbies
Cornwall: A bored and obese looking Pakistani Physio today told reporters that he was bored out of his head and had considered suicide(by bowling to Afridi) on many occasions ā he complained that due to NON problems with physical fitness of Pak players, he had been reduced to a vegetable and hated his lifeā¦
