He Said, She Said

He said: “What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?”

She said: “Turn sideways and look in the mirror.”

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He Said To
Me!

He
said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping
positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you
stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa
and do nothing but
fart

**
He
said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
I said to him .
.....
Turn
sideways and look in the mirror!**

**
He
said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during
foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have
time.** **

He
said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it
has never happened.**

**
He
said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him .
. . They already have boyfriends.**

**
He
said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
I said. . .. A
widow.**

**
He
said to me.... Why are married women heavier
than single women?
I said to him .. . ..
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. **
**
Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.**

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he sed i sed .. im confused ..

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^ so am i :(

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:(

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:p

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Too much saying, hun tussi sarayaan nu thanda thanda Kulfa Khuwao tay logaan da dil laggay.

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not so interesting but rather vulgar i wud say

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Fair v star mil gya :konfused:

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star to aisay aisay ko milaen haaen kay kya bataoun ab…

media industry hai na :wink:

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:p

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han wakai bhae tumhain to Tommy jese star b miley hain :omg:

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:konfused: