'He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time'

lussi · November 9, 2003, 2:43pm

What’s up with the girls these days?

He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time
Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 10:07 AM CST

Written By Anonymous 17 Year Old Sister

“Eeeyuuu!”
Okay so check this out. Like last week, no wait, maybe it was a few days ago, no wait it was last week. Anyway, my mom and dad found this guy that they want me to meet.

At first, I was like “Oh my god!” Why do they always do this to me? Weirdo gross brown women have been asking me the same stupid marriage questions since I was like 16.

I’m like “Get over it, lady. I’m not interested in your brainwashed, mama’s boy loser son, okay?”

I so don’t get this. Like a thousand “sighs” to the infinitive power.

It would be, like, totally cool if they found an awesome guy, mashAllah, that I could totally spend all my time with. But I think they’re all taken or weird or gross.

Like this one guy they made me meet, he was kinda okay… until he wrote me like this mile-long e-mail telling me how much he loved me. This was after having like a 5 minute conversation. Hel-looo?

What. Ever.

I guess I like shouldn’t complain and stuff since a lot of girls are less fortunate and ugly and stuff. They don’t get any guys giving them attention. I’m so thankful that I look so cute, mash’Allah, no matter what I wear. I don’t even need much makeup.

My parents are like so freaking out right now because I’m almost 18 and they think that I’m gonna expire soon or something. I’m like “Daddy! Credit cards expire, not people. Okay?!”

Speaking of credit cards, I think I’m gonna go shopping in a bit.

But anyway, I don’t plan on getting hooked up until, like, the ripe old age of like 21, okay?

I just wish these freaks would back off, you know? Don’t even get me started on the FOB I’ve gotta meet next week. Cry, cry, cry. Poor me.

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Munni · November 9, 2003, 3:39pm

Are you marketing for that website. hoonh grin

Xara · November 9, 2003, 4:34pm

what. Everr thats funny stuff

Aishaaa1 · November 9, 2003, 5:01pm

like OH MY GOD. I can like totally relate. I feel your pain, sister. I am not BROWN okay, i am OLIVE.

hiccup · November 9, 2003, 5:16pm

Been rejected again Lassi. ? Don't be bitter, move on.

lastknightess · November 9, 2003, 6:26pm

HAHA…ohh man that was hilarious…:k:

cat-woman · November 9, 2003, 6:48pm

Thats the worst piece of writing I've ever read.

larki_punjaban · November 9, 2003, 7:05pm

Ira · November 9, 2003, 8:46pm

Am I the only one who thinks that the young lady was being extremely rude and snobbish??

Reemzy · November 9, 2003, 9:13pm

no darling ur not the only one
its just funny coz this is exactly how young brats these days behave. someone needs to set them straight. waisay parents ager shuroo din say hee control karain apnay bachon ko tu ye din naa daikhna paray kisi ko.

sweetpie · November 10, 2003, 2:07am

It’s her perogative to think that way if she thinks she’s all that and then some and can get any man she wants. Good for her!

:k:

system · November 10, 2003, 2:31am

like how totally stuck up is that brat...

i like totally am peed off with her attitude about the less fortunate girls cus their 'ugly'... umm like excuse me?

seriously.. this attitude is fast spreading amongst the younger generation desis in so called western countries.. infacts its even in pakistan... this should be the reason why parents should stop arranging their daughters at such young ages when they have no real idea about what marriage is supposed to be..

p.s the girl needs a spanking... (and i so do not agree with beating up people.. but still hehe)

Ira · November 10, 2003, 3:26am

So its okay for her to call the others brown, gross, “ugly and stuff”, while shes all better than everyone else is a “good attitude”???Sorry dont agree with that. It sounds more like a tantrum to me bysomeone who doesnt wanna get married or something.

ZaiN_12345 · November 10, 2003, 7:20am

you go girl. :k:

sweetpie · November 10, 2003, 10:56am

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Ira: *
So its okay for her to call the others brown, gross, "ugly and stuff", while shes all better than everyone else is a "good attitude"???Sorry dont agree with that. It sounds more like a tantrum to me bysomeone who doesnt wanna get married or something.
[/QUOTE]

Well hey, I think if this is how she feels, she should voice it. If anything, if she isn't writing it, she certainly is thinking it so let it rip, baby. As far as her "throwing a tantrum because she doesn't want to get married," how do you know? Are you a relative or has she shared that with you? If not, please don't assume.

:)

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · November 10, 2003, 12:36pm

I can’t believe you people are taking this seriously!!!

Errr… you guys DO know that islamicanews is a parody website, right? Like a Muslim version of The Onion. It’s designed to capture the Muslim niche market with humour that only Muslim immigrants to the West would understand.

anahndi · November 10, 2003, 3:09pm

Like, totally a piece of giggle material! And, like not to be taken seriously, I mean AS IF-hehehe
I haven’t laughed so hard, since, like ever

East not only meets West, but slams right into it! - Funny site, Lussi!

punjabi_kuri · November 10, 2003, 4:25pm

lolz,one of ma mates speaks exactly tht way...gosh the writing kept reminding me of her.

sweetpie · November 10, 2003, 4:39pm

Hanna · November 24, 2003, 3:08pm

someone actually wrote that? :) well then.. 'likeee totallyyyy screwed up!!!'.