Husband : (returning late from the work) “Good evening dear, I have
now logged in.”
Wife : Have U brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad Command or file name
Wife : I told U in the morning
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my new Television?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation. Access denied …
Wife : Do U love me or do u only love computers, or R U just being
funny
Husband : Too many parameters …
Wife : It was great mistake that I married an idiot like U
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : U R useless
Husband : Its by default
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use… Try after some time.
Wife : What is my value in the family?
Husband : Unknown Virus …
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[This message has been edited by SangDil Haseena (edited September 09, 2000).]