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This is really hilarious.

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where are women NOW :hoonh:

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:rotfl: top stuff :hehe::k:

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^ :hoonh: jealous…

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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hmm.. it was posted at our science lab class.. old but great one..and for man it was..

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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET 

       MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET

MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: Ego

DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a
craving for ribs.

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.

OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly
concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as
"singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any
location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave
Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in
    others.

  2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.

    1. Melts if treated like a God.

4 . Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme
caution.

  1. Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply
    sensitive to extremely thick.

  2. Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields
    only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.

  2. May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.

    1. Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
    2. When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.

  3. Is repelled by most household appliances and common household
    cleansers.

  4. Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly
    those of the malodorous variety.

    1. Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.

  5. Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

  6. Is impervious to embarrassment.

  7. Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.
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^ :D

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haha......... :)

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ha ha :)