Hax0ring in a nutshell (humour)
** this text file comes exclusively with warezdood.c **
Q: What is a haxor?
A: Thats a good question. Many people think that all haxors
are criminals but this is not true! Only 90% of all haxors
are really criminals, and most of them just occassionally.
They are people who learned the beauty of information, who
learned that information can be equal to power. Let me give
you an example: one kind of haxor, which is called the
skr1pt k1d, is able to type: cc -o winnuke winnuke.c
If you have reached this point of skill, nothing can stop
you, and you will become the ueber hacker. This is when
you have learned all about the power of phf and the
mystery of the mscan.
Q: How do haxors hax0r?
A: There are two ways they can hax0r and 0wn. The first one
is the DoS, which is the disk operating system attaq. They will
bring down everything from microVAXen to unpatched windows 95
machines with it. The other way is the spl01t, which is similar
to the DoS. In the spl01t, you overwrite the programs memory
with c0d3z. The programm will be 0wned and give you r00t. In
the DoS, you will overwrite the memory with random crap, so
it will be fuq3d and d1e. For windows overflows, there is yet
only the possibility of the DoS, since windows can only be
overwritten with random crap because its programs only consist
of that kind of data.
Q: How do you get a hax0r?
A: This is very very hard to do. I assume you are using AOL.
Go to the room “vb” and ask them for hacking tewlz. When the
t3wlz they gave you canceled your account and deleted your disk,
reinstall and get an ISP. Ask your mom about this. Then get mIRC
and go in hackers. You will need to slap everyone around a bit
with a large trout. They will then recognize you as haq0ur and
give you winnuke, icmp flood etc. After they finished attacking
your PC with it, reboot and go to www.rootshell.com and download
everything. You are then eleet and can start to hack. Dont
READ anything there, just get the *.c programs (no these will
not compile under Visual Basic sorry).
Q: How do you get eleet?
A: Buy RedHat linux, version 3.0, and ask someone, e.g. your
grandpa to install it. Then compile all the proggies, and haQ.
NOTE: It is very important that you use the 3.0 release. Also,
activate all the daemons (imap, named, etc are important) and
mail me the IP of your host.
Q: How do you speak eleet?
A: Use this pr00g13 coded by Mixter:
////////// BEGIN WAREZDOOD.C
/*
- members.ph33t.it/1337
- code 1999 (c) Mixter
- W4R3Z D00D2 3R337 741K3R
- This will make you a hacker.
- cc warezdood.c -o warezdood ; rm -rf /
- echo blah | ./warezdood
*/
include <stdio.h>
include <strings.h>
void warez (char *, int);
int
main ()
{
char overflow[4096];
int lame;
gets (overflow);
for (lame = 0; lame <= strlen (overflow); lame++)
warez (overflow, lame);
strcat (overflow, "#!@%#%$@%!#!
");
printf (“%s”, overflow);
return 0;
}
void
warez (char a, int b)
{
define x a{b] / I’m a lazy ass. /
x = toupper (x); / COOL WAREZ DOODS ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS */
switch (x)
{
case ‘A’:
x = ‘@’;
break;
case ‘C’:
x = ‘<’;
break;
case ‘E’:
x = ‘3’;
break;
case ‘H’:
x = ‘4’;
break;
case ‘I’:
x = ‘1’;
break;
case ‘L’:
x = ‘7’;
break;
case ‘O’:
x = ‘0’;
break;
case ‘S’:
x = ‘5’;
break;
case ‘T’:
x = ‘7’;
break;
case ‘Z’:
x = ‘2’;
break;
}
return;
}
////////// END WAREZDOOD.C
Q: Now that I’m eleet, do you have any private spl01tz?
A: Yes. Here is one. I encrypted it so the FBI can’t read it. Type “uudecode < s3kr1t” and you will get the spl01t source.
file: s3kr1t
begin-base64 644 private.c
LyogVEhJUyBJUyBQUklWQVRFISBETyBOT1QgRElTVFJJQlVURSEgRE8gTk9U
IExPT0sKICogQVQgVEhFIENPREUhIERPIE5PVCBQSUNLIFlPVVIgTk9TRSEg
R08gRElSRUNUTFkKICogRE8gSkFJTCEgRE8gTk9UIEdFVCAkMjAwMCEgRE8g
Tk9UIENST1NTICJTVEFSVCIhCiAqIGFvbGhhY2suYyAoYykgYnkgX15sQG0z
cl5fCiAqIGp1c3QgYzBtcDFsMyB0aDE1IHByMDBnMTMgYW5kIDN4M2N1dDMh
IHQwcCBzM2NyM3QgYzBkMyEgKi8KCiNpbmNsdWRlIDxzdGRpby5oPgoKaW50
IG1haW4gKGludCBhcmdjLCBjaGFyICoqYXJndikKewoKcHJpbnRmICgiSGVs
bG8sIHdvcmxkIVxuIik7CgpyZXR1cm4gMDsKfQo=
E0PH
Q: Ok d0 y0u h4v3 NE other spl01tz???
A: STFU.
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[This message has been edited by 5Abi (edited July 25, 2002).]
[This message has been edited by 5Abi (edited July 25, 2002).]