One newlywed coupld was planning to visit Hawaii. “It’s pronounced Havaii,” said the husband.
“No, it’s Hawaii,” the wife insisted. They argued about it during entire flight, right up until they deplaned in Oahu. The husband approached a man at the gate and asked, “Can you settle an argument for us? Is this Hawaii or Havaii?”
“This is Havaii,” the man replied.
“Ha!” said the husband to his wife.
“See. Didn’t I tell you I’m always right?” The husband turned back to the man, shook his hand and said, “Thank you.”
“You’re velcome.” the man replied.