Well if you haven’t, worry not, I have read them all today 
Every one of us is recommended to relax today. Every one of us is supposed to be tired and wanting to take a break. All of us are supposed to feel a little unsocial today. All of us have to take out a good chunk of the day for ourselves and sit back and relax. We all have only two options to relax…either get a book or rent a movie.
So all believers please log off from GS and go home 
Chuttee timmmmmmmme
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No one is suppose to invest their money? Or travel?
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lazy bum!
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you will have trouble with loved ones.
(i dont have any loved ones)
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Belongs in cafe....whoops sorry Generalite post, it can stay.
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FF< I know you are a virgo.. 
I am thinking Kaleem is an aries
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You always say The Man is holding you down, but you never mention the intense sexual rush it gives you.
Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Your torments will continue apace, but their intensity will slacken, as God is distracted lately by his hobby of striking random Boy Scouts with lightning.
Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Heart-rending TV ads will soon begin asking people to send donations in order to wipe you out once and for all.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You thought that your new lifestyle would be a nonstop party in the lap of luxury, but apparently Mr. Hefner has strict rules for his “permanent houseguests.”
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Delightful changes that will transform your life into a giddy playground may still be ahead for you, provided you can summon the gumption to get out of bed before 3 in the afternoon.
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Officials will say that, although your death was indeed a tragedy, it could have been prevented simply by paying closer attention to either the warning signs on the time machine or your senior-year history unit on the Crimean War.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You will indeed come back from your adventure in a pine box, but thanks to advances in medical technology, it’s a pine box outfitted with the life-support systems you now need to live.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will be honored by the mayor of your city for your continued restraint in not expressing your feelings through poetry, song, interpretive dance, or ultra-large-scale fiber art.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
In this cruel metaphysical polka of life, it sometimes seems like for every step forward, you take one step back, two hops to each side, and do a twirl.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Your relations with the natives continue to blossom, largely because your rather clever translator refuses to tell them precisely what it is you’re saying.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You will conveniently obtain employment in your city hospital’s burn ward just as your new invention, a revolutionary, faster and hotter gas grill, encounters its first major stumbling block.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
The technical details are still being worked out, but executives promise that your first few hilarious and heartwarming years will soon be released as a deluxe DVD package.
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Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will be honored by the mayor of your city for your continued restraint in not expressing your feelings through poetry, song, interpretive dance, or ultra-large-scale fiber art.
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Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Your torments will continue apace, but their intensity will slacken, as God is distracted lately by his hobby of striking random Boy Scouts with lightning.
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Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
In this cruel metaphysical polka of life, it sometimes seems like for every step forward, you take one step back, two hops to each side, and do a twirl.
I am off to my dancing classes. :D
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^ oh siht...a sense of humor..this is surely the end of times.. :(
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Pintoo just cos we share our birth month don't mean we share our horoscope too :D
And where are you nerds getting these other horoscopes from? Go to the msn horoscopes for Gods sake! You don;t wanna be different and go against the stars now do you?
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FF, that is not all we share...or don;t share. I say tomato you say tomaato, I say potato, you say potaato..tomato..tomaato..potato..potaato...let's call the whole thing off. baDaababaababababa bamm ching!!!
SO whatare you getting me this year?
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The same that u got me last year :p
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Me Sagittarius too 
Am I getting laid today Femme, am I?
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^ thanks FG you the best :biggthumb
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Only if you do two hops to each side, and do a twirl.
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then I shouldn’t
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PD, tuuN bahOOt cheekaN maar-end-diya...I am Libra you virgin.
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Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Heart-rending TV ads will soon begin asking people to send donations in order to wipe you out once and for all.
I beginning to believe that 