INVENTED anything
anything that made a difference… a sudden burst of genius, an instantaneous spark of super intelligence… brilliance etc etc etc.
I once solved a super problem, to make life easy in the shower.
The soap used to slip away (because it was wet) when I put it down on the side of the bath tub and then I had to bend over again and again and again to pick it up and try to put it back in its place.
I had a brilliant idea to put a soap dish beside the toonti in the bathtub.
This provided a stable place for the soap to stay in one place
and the problem dissappeared
I do lots of things to make my life easier. Do you know why because I’m kamchor, nikammi, kahil, sust, aramparast.
I will share that one by one.
Mujhay atay gundnay main bohat ghin ati hai is liaay main nain uska yay hal nikala kay garam (itna jitna haath bardaasht kar sakain) pani say atay ko mix kar layti hoon phir jitnay narm ata banana hota hay uskay mutabiq pani dalti hoon aur phir atay kay kay baray say golay ko charon taraf pani laga kar dhak deti hoon.
Adhay ghantay baad thora sa gondhti hoon takay extra pani jazb ho jaay atay main aur rotiaan bana leti hain. Is tarha atay to behtareen bananay kay liaay bohat ziada gondna naheen parta. Behtareen goonda huwa ata tayar ho jata hai.
Ye main ammi say chup ker karti hoon ammi daikh layti hain to naraz hoti hain aur jub naheen daikhti to kehti hain rotian bohat achi paki hain.
Ata gondnay say inkaar karti hoon to ammi kehti hain tumharay saath ata goondnay kay liay nokrani naheen dain gay jahaiz main kay ub nokrani denay ka daur khatm ho gia hai. Ammi kehti hain larkion ko susral main apna kaam khud karna hota hay is liaay her kaam ana chahyay.
Now I am in training period. Kitna zulum hain yay ammi khud to saath nokrani laeen theen mujhay naheen dain gi. Me going to become nokrani of my In-laws very soon.
Yay budtameez log nokrani chahyay hoti hay to shadi kioon kar laytay hain.
there was an even easier solution for THIS problem. :o you could chain the soap with Toontie. :o could buy a SLAB of soap from factory and could rub URSELF with it, when taking bath.
I often think that I am born in the wrong era of time.
Many a times, there came various things in my mind that I wanted to invent only to know later that it’s already been invented.
No body left a thing or two for me to invent. Sub kuch tau eejaad ho gayaa hai… aur phir jub eejaad kee ammaaN, zaroorat, hee naheeN haiN tau baap TajarbaY kaa kiyaa achaar daalooN :-S
Uncle.
