X2:
dad..slapped, never, thukai, maybe twice in my life.
ammi..ooooooh now that is a whole diff story, I swear if she took a aptitude test for career she would not have been a teacher, she would have been an interrogator or something, hangers, hand fans, any non lethal thing that can be thrown..sheesh. and the funny thing is at school she was considered one of the most gentle teachers
i mean ammi ji was a combo of mcguyver, jackie chan and imran khan…i swear..had she been born in us, she would have been in US national softball team.. that aim, that acuracy..factoring in distance, my movement direction, air inteference..aerodynamics of the object been thrown..i mean how the hell can she throw things that would go around 90 degree corners and hit me..have you ever seen a slipper whizz by you and just as you turn around to mock your mum it ricochets off something or swings back like a frisbee thrown high and hit you right in the back of your head..
maybe she is a ninja..that explains the burqa and all too now..
I am still scared of the words bata..
TLK:
Honestly its like X2 stole my words.
I remember only two thappars from Abbu (two different incidents)..
from ammi I dont remember anything cause I always lost my short term memory after getting the beating from her. Her jooti was like that Blue Flash Memory Eraser from Man in Black movie. You could not remember the happening of last 15 minutes.
Oh god you guys have no idea how i stopped my laugh..we have guests over who are probably thinking what happened to me all of a sudden…This is so funny..