a new useless competition from your spiritual leader
go to ikea.com website. they have a virtual assistant a link on ask anna,
ask her strange questions, and then see what answers you get, take a screenshot of the funniest response and post it here.
for example, i said 'sup
and got a response which showed the program understood the slang.
go forth and have fun with anna
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You said: are u a gal
I am a female Online Assistant.
lol dats wht she said 
You said: what is your name
You are talking to , the IKEA USA Online Assistant. My job is to answer your questions about IKEA products and services. How can I help you?
You said: are you married
There’s nothing I can really say to that. I would be more than happy to talk about IKEA though.
You said: do u have boyfriend 
I’m an Online Assistant designed to help customers of IKEA. Having a romantic interest isn’t a possibility.
thn i asked her
You said: hmm\\
It’s not always possible for me to fully understand what it is you mean. This is one of those times.
lol its fun
You said: u suck
I am sorry you feel that way, but I am just a computer program. My knowledge is improving every day, through dialogues like this one. Please ask as many questions about IKEA as you like
You said: i hate youu
That’s a very negative point of view.
You said: do u like brad pitt
I’m sorry, but talking about famous people isn’t what I’m here for. Let’s talk about IKEA.
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hahahaha
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I wish it were Jimmy instead of Anna :(
anna has red hair, i asked her if she was irish and she said "I'd rather not discuss my background. Please ask me something about IKEA"
asked her other things but this was an interesting one:
Me: I want to hurt you.
Anna: Good. Initiative should be encouraged.
Cool 
Nice Bella !!!1
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Oh dear… 
This is way too funny.
Wish i stumbled on this earlier oh the fun one can have with computer programs…
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Haha I've done this before...
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Me : Go to hell
Ans:
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
;)
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noo wats my bhanja bhanjees call me “Anna”
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lols hahaha
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its funnnnnnnnnnnnn
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funny what LP????
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kwl
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