Hope you all will like the following jokes
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The Final Exam
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic
Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms
and labs, etc., that each had an “A” so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals,
they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with
some friends there.
They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept
all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor
after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that
they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to
study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t
have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they
missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final
the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night
and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed
them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them
to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple
about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one
in his separate room, “this is going to be easy.”
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page
was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?
Another one,
The Bitter Soldier
The soldier serving in eastern Asia was annoyed and upset when his girl
sent him a “Dear John” letter, breaking off their engagement and asking
for her photograph back.
The serviceman went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted
photographs of women that he could find. Then he bundled them all together
and sent them back to the girl with a note saying: “Regret cannot remember
which one is you - please keep your photo and return the others.”