AQ
September 17, 2008, 6:23pm
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Man!
I am starting to believe that Gupshup’s Tech side is taken over by Jinnat :fraudia: :devil:
People getting slow Gupshup page loading as if they are some miserable users and now the whole GS being blurred…
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/feedback-gs-services-support-forum/297061-blurred-gs.html
I think I will have to go for a chilla to rectify the issues…
Here is my plan how I am going to do it:
I will go to some Jungle where there are no wild animal.
I will draw a circle on the ground and on the cirumference of that circle, lit the fire…
I will have some Taa’veez in black leather to be burried in the ground.
Then, I will burn some falitaas on Lobaan and take the “dhooni” and feel Tunn :mudhosh:
Then, I will take out Silver plates from my Chughaa and write down the following with zafraan on them:
AL jinnato wal jinnati ala dheemi surfing wala blurry pages… al mardood, wal dafaan … haadha kullun kharbaan … al kameenaat alaa koh-e-qaaf inndal jheel saif ul malook
Then I will fill those plates with Rooh Afza and water, mix it, and drink it pretending drinking some blood :devil: - for the taste, I will make sure to add some Arq-e-Gulaab and Baabchi (Tukhm-e-Balanga)
Hopefully, it will solve all the maafooq-ul-fitrat issues with Gupshup and we will live happily ever after :lifey:
Mirch
September 17, 2008, 6:28pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
Itni mehnat karnay kay baja-a baba bhullay shah ka taweez lay lo ya geeder singhi sungha-o unko jinko problem hay.
Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
etne sare moshkel words es meyn
P_G
September 17, 2008, 6:35pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
kon janay yahan kon kon JIN hay 007
Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
Jin or 007 1 he :p
P_G
September 17, 2008, 6:47pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
^ ik to jIN ka yeh topic hay woh bhi mashkook hain : P
Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
u metleb he AQ bahe Jin heyn or 007 beh
me ka beh yehe kheal he
AQ
September 17, 2008, 7:17pm
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agar inn choTi choTi cheezoN say mas’lay ha’L ho rahai hotaY tau kiyaa baat thee …
konsay moshkel words
JIN ko pataa hai
JIN ko khabar hai
AQ
September 17, 2008, 7:18pm
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maiN aik khaas qism kaa mo’akkil hooN… sirf apni marzi kaY wazeefay ko take over kartaa hooN
Niksik
September 17, 2008, 7:28pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
AQ, do you think Samad is a jinn? :scaredwalasmiley:
AQ
September 17, 2008, 7:31pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
is he?
does not matter…
woh bhee din thay
jub hum jinn thay
abb hum deo haiN
Jinn kaY peo haiN
Niksik
September 17, 2008, 7:32pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
woh kosay din thay jab aap jinn they
ab samad jinn hai aur saath saath king pin hai
AQ
September 17, 2008, 7:35pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
jub hum jinn thay
tub yahaaN aik theeN bahut naik khaatoon... ehsan bhai say pehlaY...
unhoN naY hammaiN botle maiN ba'nd kar diyaa thaa... hum naY aisaa manter paRhaa kaY unn kee taraqqi kee khabar aayi, laikin woh khud naa ayeeN ...
Niksik
September 17, 2008, 7:37pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
ab mey samji woh konsay din thay
jab aap jinn thay
un dinoN is jagaa ka mujhay pataa na tha
paan khati thi sadha, katha na tha....
AQ
September 17, 2008, 7:55pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!!!
choonaa lagaati theeN?
Niksik
September 17, 2008, 7:58pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
choona laga laga zubaan kat gayi
ab sirf chaliya khati hoon
us boori adat sey meiN hat gayi
Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
Allah khair karain
AQ
September 17, 2008, 8:01pm
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start using makhan instead of choona
Niksik
September 17, 2008, 8:03pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
No one appreciates my poetry here. :hinna:
AQ
September 17, 2008, 8:13pm
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Re: Haunted/Possesed - Chilla Kashi Plan!!!
poetry tau poetry forum maiN bhee “bahut khoob” say aagaY appreciate naheeN hoti …