wife: with how many women did u sleep?
husband: only you. with all other i kept awake !!
woman complaining to dentist: it’s so painful, i’d
rather have a baby than
have a tooth removed.
dentist: make up your mind soon, i’ll adjust the chair
accordingly.
old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
tombstone to read: BORN A
VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
the engraver shortened it to “RETURNED UNOPENED”
a coupple in train.
wife: my hand is paining.
(husband kisses her hand)
wife: my neck is paining
(husband kisses her neck)
an old man sitting nearby couldn’t control himself:
“beta, piles ka bhi
ilaaj karte ho kya?”
