hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

*hareem01 jisko log gupshup par ninja turtle keh kar bi mukhatib karte haiN, aik daffa food street challi gayi. Usnay Eid par pooray 50 rupay jamma kiye, to socha kiyo hi thora sa khaa pee looN.

Ussi din Shikra bi food street jo kay logo ki jaib katata phirTa tha udhaR ghoom raha tha, usnay Ehsan bhai jo kay udhar beth kar nihaari kha rahe thay, unki jaib kaat li, aur unkay wallet mai say ussay gupshup ki female mods kay cell nr milay aur saath mai pooray 1000 hazaar Rupees ka NOTE!

Shikra aik tandoori restaurant mai janay laga, jaha hareem01 beth kar aloo shorba kha rahi thi. Shikra nay andar a kar kaha…JI HALEEM KITNE RUPAY KI MILE GI? to banda jo haleem ki daigh kay paas betha tha, kaha ji akhri reh gayi hai AAP MUFT lay jao.

To ye sunna tha kay Shikra ko peechay say aik kass kay chapaiR parri, aur hareem01 nay kaha SHARAM NAHI ATEE aise ghatya suwaal karte hoye

Shikra nay kaha bibi mai to HALEEM ka pooch raha tha, to wo kehti hai sorry mai samjee tum nay kaha HAREEM.

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Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I found this part sad. Yaar their are poor people in pakistan working hard to keep up with small/normal things in the life.
You reminded me of that. Don't write those kinds of things in your joke It kills the spirit of the joke(for me any ways).

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

thanks for th red part, and for the blue part, akkal day anneya, it was a joke

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

hahahahhahhahahaahhahah :rotfl:

Maula khush rakhey, joke joke mein kiskey saath pair up kar diya hai :5:

Ehsan ji, aapki jaib mein larkiyon k cell phone numbers? :hmmm:

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

hareem baji kidar hai hamari ninja turtle :hehe:

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

:hehe:kaash mera # b milta shirka ko :smiley:

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

tum ko bara shoq horha hai shikira ko apna number danay ka :smilestar:

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

:D

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

:CareBear::CareBear:

Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

hahaha

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Re: hareem01 and shikra lahore ki food street par

Aapko koi problem? :smilestar: