A widower who had never missed his wife until she was gone went to a
psychic to see if he could contact his late wife.
Arrangements were made and one dark night he finds himself talking to
her.
“Honey,” he says, “is that you?”
“Yes, my husband.”
“Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband.”
“Happier than you were with me?”
“Yes, my husband.”
“Then heaven must be an amazing place.”
“I’m not in heaven, my husband.”
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