Here are some I found here and there…Hope you like em AND excuse me if you have seen them before:
Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi heads of state are on the same plane going to UN.
After talking the same stories they got bored and to amuse the scene Bangladeshi pulls out a $100
bill and says “I’m going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.”
Pakistani, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If
that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50
bills and make two people down below happy.”
Of course the Indian head doesn’t want these two
candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, “I
would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out
to make 100 people just a little happier.”
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all
this bragging and can’t stand it anymore,
comes out and says, “I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 1250 million people
happy.”
One day this lady walked into a chemist and asked the guy behind the counter if he sold extra large
condoms? The guy replied yes that they do and if she required any? She replied that, no she did not
need any but she’ll wait for the next person that comes and gets it.
*****Shadi to pahla te shadi de baad
Shaadi to pahla - Agar Tum Na Hote
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Shaadi de baad - Agar Tum Na HI Hote 
Shaadi to pahla - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi de baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi to pahla - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi de baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi to pahla - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi de baad - Mera dimaag kharab si
Shaadi to pahla - Choro ka baadsha Rup ki rani
Shaadi de baad - Kutte da puttar janglee khoti
Shaadi to pahla - Kyamat se kyamat tak
Shaadi de baad - Rasoi se rasoi tak
Shaadi to pahla - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi de baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi to pahla - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi de baad - Pekke vich dil lag gaya tuada
Shaadi to pahla - Chandramukhi
Shaadi de baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi to pahla - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi de baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi to pahla - Titanic
Shaadi de baad - Mortgage
Shaadi to pahla - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi de baad - Hum Aapke Hai VO?
Shaadi to pahla - Yes Boss
Shaadi de baad - Bewaqoof
Shaadi to pahla - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi de baad - Pappu di Mammi
Shaadi to pahla - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi de baad - Agle hafte
Shaadi to pahla - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi de baad - Baccho ke samne gandi bateN na karo..mar paraN !
Shaadi to pahla - Sangam
Shaadi de baad - Do raaste
Little papu was in math class when his teacher asked, “Little papu, let’s suppose you are out hunting one day and
you see five birds on a fence. If you shot one, how many birds would be left?” Little papu thought for a moment and
said, “None, because if I shot one, the rest would fly away.” The teacher replied, “Well, there would actually be four
birds left . . .but I like the way you’re thinking.” Little papu then said, “Well, then, I have a question for you. Let’s
suppose that there are three women in an ice cream store. One woman is licking her ice cream cone, one woman is
biting her ice cream cone and the third woman is sucking on her ice cream cone: which woman is the woman who
is married?” His teacher thought for a moment then shrugged her shoulders, “I don’t know. The woman who is
sucking on her ice cream cone?” “Actually,” said Little papu, “the woman with the ring on her finger . . . but I like
the way you’re thinking.”