To all my fellow American Guppies (white, black, brown, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Hindu, Republican, Democrat and all in between), Have a Happy Fourth of July.
Get the coals ready, marinate that meat, pull out your golf clubs and swimsuits, invite over some friends, FLY THOSE FLAGS, light those fireworks, and generally celebrate the great gift of freedom and independence that our forefathers gave us and that has been preserved for us by generation after generation of Americans (young and old) who have given service to our country.
Oye Kafir ki Aulad, you missed out Sikhs and Ahmadis. We are more American than you guys. So yeah, Happy 4th to you too. Me is going to beach with family, have some bud and watch some waves, come home and do a little cookout and have some more bud and have a couple of drinks before going to bar with friends to call it a day.
On this day, my special love and respect to the brave men and women of our Armed Forces who are giving up their lives so we can live in peace and enjoy it all. God bless the United States and God bless our brave soldiers.
madhanee drown drown drown in the fun and don't stay back cuase GOD gave u opportunity to have fun in this country of free while brave men put their lives for freedom and fun for others. 'GOD BLESS FREEDOM'.
My british boss came to wish us Happy fourth of july but said happy fffa. It took us a while but we finally got his weird sense of humor. Bunch a loosers, still sore over the loss of a colony.
Just came back from New York this afternoon and decided to go see our local fireworks. Haha those dumb suckers were actually selling people tickets to come watch the fireworks. My family, being the cheap Pakistanis we are, just sat on some Auntie's rooftop and watched those same fireworks....for free :).
Happy fourth of July to you, too 
I just woke up, and now I’m going to have my independence day lunch.
