Happy Eid Mubarak

not familiar with this Shumaila baji… but I did forget the one, true love of my life… Hina Rabbani Khar… and for that I feel like crap…

Hinzy, if you’re reading this, a thousand apologies for missing your name. I knew I was forgetting someone… turns out that I forgot you – my microfinanced love, my budget making princess, my fiscally balanced soulmate… lakh la’ant on me… mera apna hi durr fittay munh… I will never forgive myself for this…

dear Hinzy, meray dil ki finance minister, the following is dedicated to you on this day of Eid…