Re: Happy Birthday to me,,,
happy birthday to u
** Adam,my dear grandson, you are your family's
pride and joy,you were such a dear little boy.
We are all so proud of who you are,teaching
little children in a country so far.
You are a good,loving,kind young man,all the
things your family wanted for you.
I wish you a Happy Birthday,may it be a good year,full of wishes and dreams come true.
May you always be happy and healthy,and have lots of love in your life.
With love always, **
If birthdays came 'round twice a year,
We'd all be twice as old,
Because we'd gain an extra one
As each year did unfold.
But don't you fret, it's not that bad,
I think you will agree,
Because we'd all live twice as long,
And that sounds good to me.
With birthdays coming twice a year,
There'd be more cake to eat.
And twice as many birthday gifts
To make it such a treat.
There'd be a lot of benefits
With birthdays twice a year,
For it would solve more social woes
Than it would first appear.
The roads would be a lot more safe
For folks like me and you,
'Cause teens won't be allowed to drive
Until they're thirty-two.
Then at the age of sixty-five,
We'd be right in our prime.
No longer would they force us to
Retire before our time.
I think this concept would be worse
For women than for men,
For aging is a curse to them,
And such an awful sin.
Well, maybe we could change it up
So it would be more fun.
The men could all have two a year,
And women only one.
It seems to me, it's like that now,
Where-ever you might go.
The men are aging twice as fast,
The women twice as slow.
For married men, this would be great -
It would be quite a rage -
For they could have a sweet young wife
Who was just half their age.
So write your congressman today,
And let's amend our laws.
Let's make this Double Birthday Rule
Our highest social cause.
For having birthdays twice a year
Would make life more complete.
And all the social ills we have
Would go down in defeat.