Mirch and TLk were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “TLk, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
TLk says, “I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
OK. I’ll go to the Fed Ex office, right now. Will cheesecake with white chocolate and raspberry do, or would you prefer the Godiva chocolate mousse cake?