May you have a wonderful day, with lots of ice cream and halaal jelly and lots of presents
and may you get many shoes (matching pairs) and diamond necklaces and a lil bracelet too…
and a sandwich maker and a little wide eyed african slave who can sweep house and tell you exotic stories and puree your food for you
May you have lots of flowers, not cheap ones from the petrol station but long stemmed lillies, velvety roses, and the most delectable orchids, germini, freesias…
May you have the most wonderful day and may many many peopel wish you well, May they wish you happiness and may tehy wish you greatness, and great wealth and health and humour…this coming year
Happy Birthday..! 
thnx..?