Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do you know that?
Sardar: I told her I love You. She said her chappal were new 
Teacher: Which animal is the oldest in world?
Sardar: Zebra
Teacher: How ?
Sardar: Coz zebra is Black & White :aliyish:
Sardar: Doctor my son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Sardar: Three months back.
Doctor: What were you doing till now ? 
Sardar: We were using a duplicate key …
Q: Why sardar jee open his lunch box in the middle of road?
A: Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming from the office… 
After finishing MBBS, Sardar jee started his practice.
First day, he checked his first patient. Checked his ears, eyes and tongue by a torch and finally said,
"hmm… torch is okay .. 
