Re: haleem and frogs..
^^ bhaang khaye huay hay bay? 
m.k.k! idhar apna posterior dheela ho giya ghot-tay ghot-tay udhar inn pa-ji (urdu wala this time) biwi ki soojh rahi hay jo inko haleem day..
(waisay idea bura nahi hay)
yourfriend : do i even know u? 
khair.. mitti pao.. regarding jhaWaan and jhaMa, i think in our family its always been pronounced jhaMaa.. maybe its one of this matti/mitti shakar/cheeni thing.