Make sure that you read all instructions before you perform any bisection on a mammal. Dont leave forceps or your towels inside the Spam Tube of the patient 
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bursting into laugh
aap fikr hi na kareiN BOSS, won’t block the Spamming tunnel 
Re: Hakeem EMM …
It would be better if some other hakeem is present there with you
so that he/she/it can READ out the instruction loudly 
Ab Qainchi koo seedhay haath say paKrain aur aik lambaaaaa sa cut lagaieN
Khoon Shoon ko saaf karnay kay liyaay aik saaf kaPra hona chahiyaay.
Agar machhar kay kaaTnay ki wajah say mareeze khujanay ki koshish karay tu ussay aik punch lagaieN
Oye tumharay Operation Thaitar main machhar haiN ?? 
Re: Hakeem EMM …
hamaray operation theater may mr & mrs smith hai 
aur agar kaatt lagatay waqt uss nay** spamming** kar di :yukh:
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then you have to clean it up>
Re: Hakeem EMM …
Danial what am I paying you for then
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:aq:
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kia EMM doctor hain ?
Re: Hakeem EMM …
nahee tou Hakeem houN
Re: Hakeem EMM …
hakeem bhi challay ga
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r u larki ?
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These days Full time KaRki 
Re: Hakeem EMM …
aur hakeem ka baita
Re: Hakeem EMM ...
Mareez se ziyada apne tools ka khyal rakhna kahin woh andar na reh jain, bahut mehnge hote hain na ;)
Re: Hakeem EMM …
Neem Hakeem Khatra-e-Jaan
Hakeem ka zikar aatay he kiyun mujhay Hakeem LookMan 
yaad aajata hay… Allah bakhshay, bara hi zabardast yaar hey apna
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oh ajj kal news paper main ik aasa waqiya araha hay ik khatoon kay opreation kertay waqt us kay pait k andar dcoters Qenchi bhool gayee jis say us ki death ho gayee
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Chaley sukker hain Qenchi to bach gai:)