Women’s version:
Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me
the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too
fluffy looking?
Woman1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my
hair cut like that, but I think my face is too
wide. I’m pretty much tuck with this stuff I
think.
Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable,
and you could easily get one of those layer
cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman1: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your
neck! Anything to take attention away from this
two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love
to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so
well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how
short they are? If I had your shoulders I could
get clothes to fit me so much easier…
Men’s version:
Man1: Haircut?
Man2: Yeah.