Three Pakistanis and three Indians were traveling to a hockey game. The
three Indians each buy tickets and watch as the three Pakistanis buy
only a
single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one
ticket?“, asks an Indian. Watch and you’ll see,” says a Pakistani.
They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but
all three Pakistanis cram into a bathroom and close the door behind
them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes round
collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,
“Ticket please!” The door opens with a crack, a single arm emerges with
a
ticket in his hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Indians see
this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game they
decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return trip and save money. When
they
get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To
their
astonishment the Pakistanis don’t buy a ticket at all. How are you going
to
travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Indian.
Watch and you’ll see," replies a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into a bathroom and the
three Pakistanis cram into another bathroom nearby. Once the train
leaves
the station, one of the Pakistanis comes out and walks over to the other
bathroom where the Indians are hiding, knocks on the door and says,
“Ticket please!”
Maa’n Ki Dua, Jannat Ki Hawaa…JALNAY walay ka Moo’n Kaala.